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steve
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Topic: Lost Passwords in the HazePosted: Feb/24/2010 at 2:50pm |
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Well, since Ian posted a joke about google and also about blondes and passwords, I figure I can post this one as well...
A helicopter was flying around Seattle in bad weather when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to much fog, clouds, and haze, the pilot could not determine where he was. Then he saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer back to the Seattle airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, his copilot asked the pilot how he had done it. "I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer." :D |
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alexjsolis
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Posted: Mar/08/2010 at 9:36pm |
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I'll join in
![]() At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon."
In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release
stating (by Mr. Welch himself): 1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day. 2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car. 3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this restart and drive on. . 4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine. 5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT." But then you would have to buy more seats. 6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five percent of the roads. 7. The oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light. 8. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off. 9. Occasionally for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna.
10. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of
Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither
need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would
immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. 11. Every time GM introduced a new model car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car. 12. You'd press the "start" button to shut off the engine. |
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arwendt
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Posted: Mar/11/2010 at 1:29pm |
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That's a great joke and a great list!
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Josh Van Cleave
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Posted: Mar/29/2010 at 10:33am |
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Yet Microsoft is still a profitable company and GM had to be bailed out and is now owned by the government... odd...
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Ian MacCosley
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Posted: Mar/29/2010 at 12:01pm |
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Yea, the joke's on GM.
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